Lady Garden

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I really wonder where the term “lady garden” came from. Like who look at a woman’s genitalia and thought, “Wow, that looks like a garden!” Okay, maybe it came from the fact that men can plant their seed, but seriously? Lady garden? Naturally, this led me to think of other superfluous names for the female genitals…such as: Vulvarine, Bearded Clam, Meat Curtains, Flower, Furburger, Muff, Fish Lips, Taco, Honey Pot, Beaver, Vajayjay…I mean, this list seems rather endless. Now, I understand a few of these. Meat curtains…I mean…if you’ve seen enough porn or nude pics on the internet (don’t act like you haven’t)…then you’ve seen a few that fit this description perfectly. Flower…yeah, I mean even Georgia O’Keeffe made me people ask what was she really painting. But someone please explain how it got one of my personal favorites…Beaver! I mean, I like that term, because it sounds cute, but its a buck-toothed furry creature with a big flat tail. I mean, I get the correlation with men’s having wood, but the vagina doesn’t exactly gnaw it up and turn it into a dam! Okay, so lady garden…looks down…I mean, mine doesn’t feel like a garden…its not full of dirt and snails and weeds.

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